|teacher:||describe yourself in one word|
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
|Step 1:||Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"|
|Step 2:||Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"|
|Step 3:||Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**|
|Step 4:||Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"|
|Step 5:||Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it|
Before we went in, the tour guide was giving a speech about how we should respect the cave.
He asked the whole group “Who does this cave belong to?” And I, thinking everybody was in the same mindset as me, yelled out “NATURE!” And everyone stared at me like I was an idiot but I think it was the right answer. Ignorant bitches…